[三崎 (BUTA)] かわいいのはずるい [英訳]
#398999 - A drunk man is stumbling around a parking lot with his keys in his hand. Trying not to laugh, the officer says, Sir, are you aware that your manhood is out dangling in the wind? The drunk man looks at the officer inquisitively then looks down at his penis. The drunk man replies, Somebody stole my car! It was right here and now I can't find it.